Saturday, September 24, 2005
Saw this from my friend Diana's blog.. quite funny..
Difference between a Man and a Woman
1. Tests have shown that women rate 3% higher in general intelligence than men although their brain size is smaller. Most women act dumb tomake their mates look good.
2. Women are walking radar detectors, that is why men have difficulty lying to women. Their brains have the aility to integrate and decipher verbal,visual and other signals of body language.
3. Women want lots of sex with the man she loves. Men just want lots of sex.
4. When men flirt, they will lower their pitch of voice. Women will raise theirs.
5. Women talk and think aloud while men do them silently. As a result, men think women talk too much and are nags.
6. Women talk about their problems as a way of relieving stress. She wants to be heard, not fixed being offered advice and solutions.
7. Speech and words are not a specific brain skill for men. They findit hard to express themselves. That's why they often choose greetingcards with plenty of words inside. That way, there's less space for them to write.
8. Women leave men, not because they are unhappy with what he can provide, but because they are emotionally unfulfilled.
9. Women uses an average of 20,000 communication words, sounds, and gestures a day. Men only use about 7,000.10. So if a woman is talking to you a lot, she likes you. But if she's not talking, you're in trouble.
11. Men are more thick-skinned than women. Literally.Which explains why women have more wrinkles than men. Boys lose their sensitivity totouch by the time they reach puberty. So where does all that sensitivity go? It all goes to just one area.
12. If a woman is unhappy in her relationship, she can't concentrateon her work. If a man is unhappy at work, he can't focus on his relationship.
13. Men can only do one thing at a time. When they stop their car to read a street directory, they have to turn down the radio. Women's brains are configured for multi- tasking performance. They can talk on the phone, watch the TV and cook at the same time.
14. Most men get a brain hemorrhage after 20 minutes of clothes shopping.
15. When it comes to sex, women need a reason; men need a place.
16. 15% to 20% of men have feminised brains. About 10% of women have masculinised brains. So there are more gays than lesbians in the world.
Funny? Interesting? Darr!! stop laughing...
sin83
9/24/2005 09:14:00 AM
Hmm.. today was the first time i went to see my darr perform in her school.. she plays the violin. Actually i am not really into these kind of musical stuffs although i play a bit of guitar. But my darr was quite good although she told me she screwed up a bit.. haha think i cant even tell. Anyway, i promise her i would give her a surprise but then i only have time to buy her a stalk of flower.. so i guess she is complaining right now.. and i am made to confess my sin here.. sob sob.. as if i have not sin enough.. look at my name.. i am gg to carry this sin forever.. haiz.. anyway think i still quite good, helped her carry the violin and laptop all the way back to her house.. darr u better be grateful.
Next on my work... guess it is gg to be a busy week ahead. Two tests coming up and lab assignment still need to do, not forgetting the usual tutorials... why why why??? haha hopefully someone can pamper me a bit upon seeing this.. argh.. tired le.. i should write more next time... coming few days will be busy so might not have time to blog.. duhz as if many ppl see my blog like that. haha.. ok good night to mi then.. zzzzz
sin83
9/24/2005 12:14:00 AM
Friday, September 23, 2005
Well, today went to find my darr in her school cos the night before i made her angry. Initially she keep ignoring me, but after a few attempts at trying to get her to talk to me, she finally give in a bit. That's when i know my chance to 'attack' has finally arrive. Using what i have learn in the school of commamdos, while i 'suppress' fire by keeping her attention to my eyes, i send a team to 'flank' by the right. Orh.. the team is actually my right hand. haha. So when my special flanking force are 'in position', i mean my right hand holding her tight to me, i 'cease fire' and 'overrun' the 'enemies' by planting a kiss on my darr.. yup.. recon one mission.. best combat unit... And when i looked up to the sky that moment, i swear i saw the rainbow after the rain...
sin83
9/23/2005 12:41:00 AM
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Haha.. this morning my dear is so nice to call me when she woke up.. i mean she dun usually wake up so early, so i was a bit surprised when i got her call at 9 am.. think she probably wanna be a good gal cos i told her not to sleep till so late.. hmmm.. you are doing really fine my dear.. keep it up k. haha..
sin83
9/21/2005 10:45:00 AM
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
My darling is the best.. she is currently helping me set up this blog.. so whatever u see here is the hard work by her. Still in the making la.. but i really appreciate her effort spent on this blog. Her blog is better.. go see the link k... if u happen to see this my dear, i wanna tell u that you make my life a special one.. haha too mushy? dun read lo...
sin83
9/20/2005 10:18:00 AM
Friday, September 16, 2005
Hi all...
sin83
9/16/2005 12:49:00 AM
